2026
Turning Uber’s most popular ride into the nation’s best getaway car. Product works best if you don’t say goodbye to your friends or coworkers or anyone at all. Uber (the “Company”) is not responsible for failed Irish exits. It is not by any fault of the Company that, upon attempting to leave, you got dragged into a 45-minute conversation about medallion status on Delta. The Company is similarly not liable for your medallion status being Bronze.
2024
If you already have a SeatGeek account, just make a new account with a different email, and then get $20 off for being a “first-time buyer”. If you have 6 emails, have you considered getting 7? Or if you have 7 emails, have you thought about getting 8? You can have unlimited SeatGeek accounts, and there are tons of concerts and sporting events out there. There’s really no reason not to have 500 or 600 different emails. Unless you can’t remember that many passwords and also don’t trust the “save password” function on your browser. Then that’s a lot of emails to have.
2023
A sale where bottles of mustard were priced according to Bijan Robinson's 40-yard dash time at the NFL Combine. It lasted 24 hours and a bunch of bottles were sold. Which makes sense. $4.46 for a $7.95 bottle of Bijan Mustardson is a really good deal.
